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It wasn't pleasurable or even fun, and throughout the entire process all I could think about was, when will this be over? By upgrading today, you get one week free access No Ads + Exclusive Content + HD Videos + Cancel Anytime By signing up today, you get one week free access No Ads + Exclusive Content + HD Videos + Cancel Anytime Offering exclusive content not available on Pornhub. I wasn't afraid of what it would feel like; mostly I was just afraid I wouldn't be good at it.


It was a bit awkward since I had one of those bed frames with the desk underneath that you had to climb a ladder to get to the bed part. He was considerate and gentle and quite kind.


- I'm still friends with the guy, too.


You know when you're getting ready for a first date, and you're totally nervous and jittery? When you worry about the million little things that could go wrong and then feel a little silly when none of your concerns turn out to be legitimate? Well, these guys and their dates were not so lucky. Here, 12 guys give their most cringeworthy first-date stories, purely for your enjoyment. The night before, I set a couple of movies to record on Cinemax. I wasn't thinking about how some networks are loose with their timings, so some programs spill into other programs' time slots. Turns out there was some soft-core porn before one of the movies I recorded and of course that was the one she chose to watch. I get set up on the couch with her, nervous as could be. I press play to hear moan after moan with the sound of extremely wet sex. We dated for almost two years. We ended up back at her place watching a movie in bed and I couldn't make a move on her because I was afraid I'd have to use the bathroom. Turns out I did have to, and I ended up puking through the second half of Monsters University. There was no goodbye kiss. I'm not into basketball, but the whole time, that's all she talked about. Like, really specific — players, stats, records. And then would tell me off for not knowing those things — straight-up rude. It's the only time I've ever thought about faking a phone call during a date. She was very much into the idea and so we spent the afternoon doing a bad reenactment of the 500 Days of Summer IKEA scene. She got embarrassed by me sitting on the moving sidewalk because that was clearly the most embarrassing part of being taken to a Menards on a first date. In all seriousness, Emily, thank you for being such a good sport about that. I'll never forget the importance of plans and a good home improvement store again. We decided to meet up for dinner one night in the middle of the week not really sure if that's considered a first date. But anyway, I got there a few minutes before she did, and when she came in, we were chatting, and then, when she sat down, she farted really loud. She excused herself to go to the bathroom and never came back. I'm now a senior and we haven't talked since that day. With my date and phone in the car, my cousin texted me with the question, 'Do you think this girl is right for you? The next three hours in the car, we drove in absolute silence. I picked her up and we went to see the movie The Fourth Kind. I got freaked out just as much as she did, but after that, we went to a park near her house and made out for a bit. Only thing was I had never done anything like that so I was super nervous, sweaty hands, red-faced, really awkward, and just your typical nerdy, not graceful, lanky kid trying to navigate what to do with a girl in this situation. Lesson of the story? Every first date will be awkward in some way or another. As I approached where we were meeting up, she called me to ask if I was on my way and explained that she asked to meet here just in case I was a serial killer or something. Then during the date, she started calling me her boyfriend, and at the end of the date she told me she loved me and that I was an angel sent by God to her. Maybe it's not funny, but it was definitely cringe-worthy. She seemed really cool and we had a lot in common. However, after about 10 minutes through coffee, I discovered that she had said literally everything interesting about herself in the messages leading up to the date. Longest hour of my life. Afterward, we went back to my place and she whispered in my ear, 'Fun fact: I'm a gymnast and don't have a gag reflex.


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It only lasted a couple of seconds. Later that week, during a comfortable Netflix date, I felt at ease and we tried again. Afterwards, I didn't feel much different. Afterwards, I responsible I had wasted that special moment on someone who didn't deserve it. Our relationship ended up becoming more serious and eventually we started dating for real. Afterwards, I thought I had wasted that special moment on someone who didn't deserve real first date sex. He told me to glad and that we didn't have to continue if I didn't want to, but I did. Every day we update our porn videos to assure you with the best quality sex movies out there.