New Girl s02e21 Episode Script





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Jess tells Nick that he doesn't have to do it but Nick says that he does. I have an idea-- I'm gonna have the bartender send over two tropical cocktails. Knowing Jess would be upset by this, he goes into the haunted house where she's working - which he is terrified of - to warn her.


She is convinced that to make things even she has to let Nick see her naked, and so goes into his room only wearing a towel, unaware that he has brought a over. Looking into his eyes, Jess mutters that she's going to bed, and Nick says he'll walk with her. Your car is horrible. Retrieved December 26, 2013.


New Girl s02e21 Episode Script - Nick admits that the kiss meant nothing to Jess and later comforts her about her breakup - after mentioning that he loved that Sam had been threatened by him and that he had enjoyed being a homewrecker. As part of this transition, Schmidt has gone from being a douchebag in the classic model—a guy who, in the pilot, constantly wanted to show off his pecs and scam girls, and seemed capable of doing so—to a douche of a more unique variety.


Move along folks, nothing to see here... But word to the wise -- either do it already, or have Nick screw up in his oh-so-typical Nick Miller way. The gang fights over the communal phone charger, until Nick and Jess are left by themselves. In an attempt to ease up the awkwardness, Jess asks him what's going on and what are they doing. Nick, meanwhile, consults his water therapy buddy Tran remember Tran? Having just experienced the loss of his dad, Nick realizes life is too short and he has to make a move. He decides -- err, rather, Tran decides -- that Nick needs to ask Jess out on a date. When faced with reality though, Nick sweats profusely and barely manages to form words that'll make it clear he wants to ask Jess out. All she gets from it is that they're going to dinner, NBD. But Nick is so thrilled by the opportunity, he tucks his pride away and asks Schmidt to help him get dressed to impress. In a suit and tie and freshly manscaped by Winston! Under Schmidt's advice, he plans to hide the fact that he's cheap, a heavy drinker, broke and has an anger problem. When the troublesome twosome realize there is no Yolanda Winston, they decide to sabotage Nick and Jess' date for fear Nick will no longer be their glue, and reminisce about that one time in college Nick left the two of them alone to go to the bathroom and how awkward that was quite possibly the funniest 10 seconds the show, if I may say. A decked-out Nick arrives at the restaurant where he told Jess to meet him to find her casually dressed and waiting by the hot dog stand. She hadn't realized it was a date they're going on and figured they were just hanging out. When a police officer tickets Nick for jaywalking, he doesn't even get angry. He's there to show Jess there's more to him than she knows. When she asks him point blank though if they're on a date, Nick chickens out and avoids the straight and obvious answer. Back in the loft, Schmidt and Winston think up plans for sabotage. Schmidt's is sending cocktails over to the table to get Nick angry at the waiter. Winston's is to break into the zoo, kidnap a bear, shoot it with Hep C, and release it in the restaurant. He racks up points for comedy, but not feasibility. They strike a deal with him: 25 minutes of TV time and one home-cooked sandwich and in turn, he has to mess up Nick and Jess' date, but when they bring him into their home he runs amok and barricades himself in the bathroom. In the restaurant, Nick tries to play it cool but loses it a bit when Jess' ex Russell Dermot Mulroney enters with a hot blonde Brandie, not that anyone cares. When he leaves, Jess suggests she and Nick drop the date act and move over to the bar to chill as friends. This proves to be a better idea and they ease back into bonding over roommate life and teasing one another, as they do. Nick tells Jess it's hot when she asks him for help opening jars and restarting the internet, and she tells him it's hot when he gargles his beer. The date is back on. Sipping on cocktails at the table they claimed back from Russell and Blondie, Nick jokingly tells Jess he'll put out. They run after him and his date demanding answers and instead get a big ol' mirror in the face. Each one will write down what he thinks this is -- a relationship, a one night stand, above the waist only, and he'll compare their answers. Though it takes them a few uncertain minutes to jot them down, Jess and Nick hand Russell back their valet ticket responses, only to have him look at them, tuck them away and tell them to forget it. Who here bets that Nick wrote relationship and Jess wrote hookup? In the loft, Schmidt and Winston don't really know what to do with Outside Dave, who's very much inside. They can't call the police because they're both out of battery and the communal charger is in the bathroom with Dave, who is using up all of Schmidt's grooming products. Schmidt, who can't take it anymore, decides to climb into the bathroom through the roof only to be caught in the madness that is Outside Dave, who tries to shave his legs. Winston breaks into the bathroom with a sandwich, ready to convince Dave to let his friend go, when Schmidt drops from the sky. Winston's chivalrous move touched him and they realize Nick is no longer their glue. On the curb outside the restaurant, Nick and Jess play 5th graders and refuse to tell one another how they feel, though it is painfully clear they feel the exact same way. Frustrated, Jess tells him to keep his distance. Back in the apartment, they run into each other in the kitchen they never actually ate with all that drama going on , and when Jess struggles to open the salsa jar, Nick gargles his beer. The tension between them is so palpable, I almost forgive them for keeping at it, but as they walk to their rooms separately and force themselves to say good night CROSS THE HALL AND KNOCK ON THE DOOR, NICK! CROSS THE HALL AND KNOCK ON THE DOOR! Here's hoping next week's a charm.


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