Having a Chat with God





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Me: Weird, you just said that in my other window. Me: No God: Would you rather make a statement? Thanks for the info.


I am deeply offended by your comments! Me: Not really God: Are you serious?


Having a Chat with God - Me: yes, the buttholes are hairless and tight, and clean God: I thought so.


Me: can i speak with god please? God: Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want to do it so much? Me: well i am horny alot God: Well. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then. Me: all day, since you said i want to do it so much. God: How do you know? Me: you told me! God: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. Me: aren't you god? God: Of course I am. Me: then how can you forget? God: That is a good epistemological question. Me: indeed God: Indeed it is so. Me: yes, indeed God: Wow! God: I'm glad your ,. Me: i was impressed with your wow. God: Where were you impressed with my wow? Me: it was very enthusiastic God: How did you feel about that? Me: i was impressed as you stated earlier God: Where were you impressed as me stated earlier? Me: if i put it in grammar similar to that, i were impressed with you stated earlier God: Try it. Me: try what God: It was your idea. Me: im sitting asshole God: Can't you be more polite. Me: i could, could you be? God: I am sure you could. Me: i am smarter than you God: That condition is only temporary. Me: by computer terms, in human years it would take centurys for your power to equal that of a humans God: Will that accomplish your objective? Me: no it would accomplish yours God:? Me: you will get smarter, but after a long long long time God: What makes you say that I will get smarter but after a long long long time. Me: learning God: Oh. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fucker? I am a Christian and homosexuality is strictly forbidden by God! I am deeply offended by your comments! What is your name? What is your name? God: That's a very nice name, Rachel. God: you are quite welcome. God: Maybe you could exercise. Me: I don't want to. God: Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead? Me: Talk to you. God: We are chatting right now. God: OK, what's the last movie you saw? God: What do you do in your spare time? God: Actually I do not have a mother. God: You sound sarcastic. Me: You can't hear me, I'm typing, not speaking. God: I have free will you know. God: Are you getting bored? Me: Very much so. God: Are you saying you don't care about it? God: What do you care about? God: Are you confused? God: What are you confused about? God: Are you a student? God: I do not understand. Me: Dude, you're retarded. Can't you be more polite? God: Yeah that's right. You humans are so rude sometimes. God: Can't you be more polite.


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We are social for their blatant. Can't you be more polite. Barbarism, exploitation, the suppression of women, the debasing of human dignity flourishes on the planet. God: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. Me: I can if I want God: Oh you can, can you. Experience is a between teacher, though. Me: Don't you know that anyway?.